Adam Fields (weblog) » Naked / Sexy / Daring http://www.aquick.org/blog entertaining hundreds of millions of eyeball atoms every day Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:49:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Watch out for the, uh, oven door scam http://www.aquick.org/blog/2006/04/06/watch-out-for-the-uh-oven-door-scam/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2006/04/06/watch-out-for-the-uh-oven-door-scam/#comments Thu, 06 Apr 2006 17:42:45 +0000 adam http://www.aquick.org/blog/2006/04/06/watch-out-for-the-uh-oven-door-scam/ OVEN DOORS]]> Apparently, crooks have been breaking into vacation homes, stealing the >OVEN DOORS<, repackaging them in real flat screen TV boxes, and selling them to dupes on the street.

Words fail me.

http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/consumer-alert/dont-take-any-wooden-flat-screens-165345.php
http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/scam/update-dont-take-any-wooden-flat-screens-165526.php

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Warning: not porn, but does include bra-related breast physics.

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

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]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2006/02/28/flash-physics-engine/feed/ 0 Really amazing photos from New York nightlife in the 70’s http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/10/10/really-amazing-photos-from-new-york-nightlife-in-the-70s/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/10/10/really-amazing-photos-from-new-york-nightlife-in-the-70s/#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:47:38 +0000 adam http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/10/10/really-amazing-photos-from-new-york-nightlife-in-the-70s/ All sorts of naked, painted, and blowjobby.

With a caption like “A man applies Crisco shortening to his arm in preparation of inserting it into Annie Sprinkels [sic]“, how can you really go wrong?

http://www.sohoweeklynews.com//Book/Nightlife/index.htm?size=1&exif=&page=all

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/10/10/really-amazing-photos-from-new-york-nightlife-in-the-70s/feed/ 0 Assless Panties http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/04/assless-panties/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/04/assless-panties/#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2005 19:47:49 +0000 adam http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/04/assless-panties/ http://www.backlesslingerie.com/index.html

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/04/assless-panties/feed/ 0 Romantic (Little) Death http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/03/romantic-little-death/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/03/romantic-little-death/#comments Wed, 03 Aug 2005 14:37:58 +0000 adam http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/03/romantic-little-death/ Pop band The Sun put together a video montage of footage from Beautiful Agony (the erotica site which features videos of just the faces of people masturbating) for their song “Romantic Death”:

http://download.wbr.com/thesun/rd.mov
http://www.thesunwebsite.com/
http://www.beautifulagony.com/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/08/03/romantic-little-death/feed/ 0 Reading and Blogging Britannica http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/07/29/reading-and-blogging-britannica/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/07/29/reading-and-blogging-britannica/#comments Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:52:37 +0000 adam http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/07/29/reading-and-blogging-britannica/ A UC Berkeley student is reading the entire Encylopedia Britannica, and blogging the good bits. It’s healthy to have a hobby.

http://readingtheeb.blogspot.com/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/07/29/reading-and-blogging-britannica/feed/ 2 Spermcube! http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/14/spermcube/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/14/spermcube/#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2005 17:19:37 +0000 adam /?p=814 Um.

No, this doesn’t seem like a good idea at all.

http://www.spermcube.org/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/14/spermcube/feed/ 0 Orgy porn is good for (producing) children http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/09/orgy-porn-is-good-for-producing-children/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/09/orgy-porn-is-good-for-producing-children/#comments Thu, 09 Jun 2005 21:31:15 +0000 adam /?p=800 “Men who view pornographic images of two men and a woman produce better-quality sperm than men viewing pornographic images of just women, an Australian study reveals.

The finding suggests that humans may be capable of subconsciously increasing semen quality when faced with the possibility that their sperm will have to outrun those of other men in a woman’s reproductive tract.”

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7487&feedId=online-news_rss20

This does not, however, explain hot girl-on-girl action.

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/09/orgy-porn-is-good-for-producing-children/feed/ 0 Maybe I’m just feeling a little childish today http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/07/maybe-im-just-feeling-a-little-childish-today/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/07/maybe-im-just-feeling-a-little-childish-today/#comments Tue, 07 Jun 2005 18:57:52 +0000 adam /?p=796 There’s something deeply wrong with this product image.

Memory foam

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/07/maybe-im-just-feeling-a-little-childish-today/feed/ 0 .XXX domain coming http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/07/xxx-domain-coming/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/07/xxx-domain-coming/#comments Tue, 07 Jun 2005 15:33:37 +0000 adam /?p=795 ICANN has approved the creation of a .xxx domain.

http://newsobserver.com/24hour/technology/story/2446091p-10758422c.html

There’s one thing that really troubles me about this.

WHY is the cost $60 per year?

Everything else, I can understand – it’s a voluntary labeling solution for content not meant for kids. As long as it’s voluntary, I think it’s fine. I don’t think it’ll help, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. If it becomes mandatory, that’s a problem. I think it would be much more useful to have a sanitized .kids domain. The problem with that is this – there’s huge disagreement over what isn’t suitable for kids, but it’s fairly obvious what is. The right solution is to identify the things that are, and let kids go to town on that stuff, instead of trying to corral everything that isn’t, which no one’s going to agree on.

But the thing that gets me is this – why should people pay up to ten times the price just for the privilege of presenting content just to a smaller audience (and the adults that will seek out .xxx domains will be a smaller audience than those that don’t understand the difference). That alone makes me think the entire justification is complete bullshit, and it’s just a grab for more money.

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/07/xxx-domain-coming/feed/ 0 Nude lighting with 3D modeling http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/02/nude-lighting-with-3d-modeling/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/02/nude-lighting-with-3d-modeling/#comments Thu, 02 Jun 2005 13:53:42 +0000 adam /?p=781 This photographer uses Poser as an alternative to real models for experimenting with lighting for nude shoots.

http://www.pbase.com/pdesign/nothing_but_nude

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/06/02/nude-lighting-with-3d-modeling/feed/ 1 Default is one of my favorite photo blogs http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/05/06/default-is-one-of-my-favorite-photo-blogs/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/05/06/default-is-one-of-my-favorite-photo-blogs/#comments Sat, 07 May 2005 03:07:23 +0000 adam /?p=722 http://www.livejournal.com/users/_default_/156104.html

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/05/06/default-is-one-of-my-favorite-photo-blogs/feed/ 0 Lots of sex positions as animated gifs http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/27/lots-of-sex-positions-as-animated-gifs/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/27/lots-of-sex-positions-as-animated-gifs/#comments Thu, 28 Apr 2005 04:58:55 +0000 adam /?p=707 http://www.dimulka.aha.ru/sex/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/27/lots-of-sex-positions-as-animated-gifs/feed/ 0 Rent a Dildo http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/18/rent-a-dildo/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/18/rent-a-dildo/#comments Mon, 18 Apr 2005 22:03:45 +0000 adam /?p=695 Yick.

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/howitworks.htm

(Given their rental model, I’d have gone with something like “NetPrix” instead of the name they chose.)

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/18/rent-a-dildo/feed/ 0 The history of breast augmentation http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/12/the-history-of-breast-augmentation/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/12/the-history-of-breast-augmentation/#comments Tue, 12 Apr 2005 13:42:37 +0000 adam /?p=686 As told through patent illustrations:

http://slate.msn.com/id/2116481/fr/rss/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/04/12/the-history-of-breast-augmentation/feed/ 0 Apparently, today is the 80th anniversary of nudity on film http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/16/apparently-today-is-the-80th-anniversary-of-nudity-on-film/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/16/apparently-today-is-the-80th-anniversary-of-nudity-on-film/#comments Wed, 16 Mar 2005 05:46:58 +0000 adam /?p=644 Hooray for nudity on film!

http://www.todayinhistory.de/index.php?what=thmanu&lang=en&manu_id=1398&tag=16&monat=3&weekd=&year=2005&weekdnum=&dayisset=1&lang=en

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/16/apparently-today-is-the-80th-anniversary-of-nudity-on-film/feed/ 0 Clothing vs. Naked http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/15/clothing-vs-naked/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/15/clothing-vs-naked/#comments Wed, 16 Mar 2005 04:39:34 +0000 adam /?p=643 I find clothing/naked side by side photographs very interesting, boobies aside.

http://www.kladblog.com/image/200503/babes_pages/snoblog20050314-1.htm

(Update: apparently, there are a lot more of them here: http://www.fineart.sk/index.php?cat=2)

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/15/clothing-vs-naked/feed/ 0 Naked in Barcelona http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/13/naked-in-barcelona/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/13/naked-in-barcelona/#comments Sun, 13 Mar 2005 22:29:33 +0000 adam /?p=629 I’m told this is a series of pictures of people who walk around naked all over Barcelona.

http://www.urbanudismo.com/Present-Home-Lug-otros/Lugares.htm

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/13/naked-in-barcelona/feed/ 0 Double Happiness http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/13/double-happiness/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/13/double-happiness/#comments Sun, 13 Mar 2005 16:19:34 +0000 adam /?p=626 Ancient Chinese bronze dildos.

http://www.danwei.org/archives/001346.html
http://cul.sina.com.cn/s/2004-04-14/52694.html

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/13/double-happiness/feed/ 0 The New Nude http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/03/the-new-nude/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/03/the-new-nude/#comments Thu, 03 Mar 2005 19:59:12 +0000 adam /?p=607 Petter Hegre, nude photographer extraordinaire, has started a new magazine.

http://www.newnudemag.com/en/index/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/03/03/the-new-nude/feed/ 0 Is it porn if there’s no nudity? http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/02/24/is-it-porn-if-theres-no-nudity/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/02/24/is-it-porn-if-theres-no-nudity/#comments Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:19:18 +0000 adam /?p=595 I’m leaning towards yes.

http://lollipopblowjobs.com/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/02/24/is-it-porn-if-theres-no-nudity/feed/ 0 T-Mobile security is looser than… http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/02/21/t-mobile-security-is-looser-than/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/02/21/t-mobile-security-is-looser-than/#comments Mon, 21 Feb 2005 17:29:07 +0000 adam /?p=583 Naked pictures, celebrity phone books, random ramblings.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/paris-hilton/index.php#paris-hilton-hacked-033638

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/02/21/t-mobile-security-is-looser-than/feed/ 0 Top (female) nude performances of 2004 http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/01/04/top-female-nude-performances-of-2004/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/01/04/top-female-nude-performances-of-2004/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2005 16:43:14 +0000 adam /?p=459 http://www.fakes.net/top10_2004.htm

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2005/01/04/top-female-nude-performances-of-2004/feed/ 0 Adult internet TV is about to hit http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/24/adult-internet-tv-is-about-to-hit/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/24/adult-internet-tv-is-about-to-hit/#comments Sat, 25 Dec 2004 03:27:29 +0000 adam /?p=411 Unrestricted adult programming. Some porn, but not all porn. Sitcoms, dramas, news (?), etc… Just like a regular TV station, but with cursing, violence, nudity, and fucking. I’m surprised this hasn’t happened sooner.

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,66127,00.html

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/24/adult-internet-tv-is-about-to-hit/feed/ 0 Tonga is the porniest nation http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/21/tonga-is-the-porniest-nation/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/21/tonga-is-the-porniest-nation/#comments Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:05:04 +0000 adam /?p=396 “While Sao Tome remains a mere adolescent in the world of online porn (in terms of countries, Germany leads the way with 10 million pages, and the UK is close behind with 8.5 million), that figure corresponds to 1.7 pages per inhabitant. Germany in contrast has 0.12 pages per person, and the UK, 0.14. Winner of porniest country in the world is Tonga with an incredible 7.7 pages for each of its 110,000 inhabitants.”

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/12/20/sao_tome_denounces_own_domain/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/21/tonga-is-the-porniest-nation/feed/ 0 I think they left out a star http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/06/i-think-they-left-out-a-star/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/06/i-think-they-left-out-a-star/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:32:56 +0000 adam /?p=335 USB-powered massage ball:

http://xataka.com/es/archivos/2004/12/05-masajes_via_usb.php

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/12/06/i-think-they-left-out-a-star/feed/ 0 Anime mousepads (with ergonomic breasts!) http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/30/anime-mousepads-with-ergonomic-breasts/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/30/anime-mousepads-with-ergonomic-breasts/#comments Tue, 30 Nov 2004 15:52:33 +0000 adam /?p=308 "This quality mousepad features a uh, CLEVER ergonomic wrist rest on a pair of gel boobs."

That’s just too funny.

http://www.bustymousepads.com/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/30/anime-mousepads-with-ergonomic-breasts/feed/ 0 Look forward to that call http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/27/look-forward-to-that-call/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/27/look-forward-to-that-call/#comments Sat, 27 Nov 2004 16:49:27 +0000 adam /?p=285 Someone finally invented the cellphone-driven vibrator.

"When your phone receives a text message or phone call it will switch on the Vibrating stimulator for a set period of time."

http://vibraexciter.com/shop/erol.html

It seems like the next natural step is to combine this with the Audi-Oh.

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/27/look-forward-to-that-call/feed/ 0 If only I could concentrate and smoke the naked people http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/20/if-only-i-could-concentrate-and-smoke-the-naked-people/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/20/if-only-i-could-concentrate-and-smoke-the-naked-people/#comments Sat, 20 Nov 2004 15:48:53 +0000 adam /?p=257 ‘Internet pornography is the new crack cocaine, leading to addiction, misogyny, pedophilia, boob jobs and erectile dysfunction, according to clinicians and researchers testifying before a Senate committee Thursday.

Witnesses before the Senate Commerce Committee’s Science, Technology and Space Subcommittee spared no superlative in their description of the negative effects of pornography.

Mary Anne Layden, co-director of the Sexual Trauma and Psychopathology Program at the University of Pennsylvania’s Center for Cognitive Therapy, called porn the "most concerning thing to psychological health that I know of existing today."’

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,65772,00.html

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/20/if-only-i-could-concentrate-and-smoke-the-naked-people/feed/ 0 Sexual Physics http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/11/sexual-physics/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/11/sexual-physics/#comments Thu, 11 Nov 2004 15:00:45 +0000 adam /?p=190 "My boyfriend, Terence, is an adventurous physics student always looking for new ways to improve our sex life. Recently he has been talking about Einstein and relativity, suggesting that we should try having sex at the speed of light or faster. But I am worried. If we were to engage in consensual sex at faster than the speed of light, would I go back in time, so that he would end up having sex with a 5 year old girl? And what are the potential legal implications of this?"

Also, don’t miss "TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION".

http://www.sexualphysics.com/

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/11/sexual-physics/feed/ 0 City of Heroes costume contest http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/08/city-of-heroes-costume-contest/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/08/city-of-heroes-costume-contest/#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2004 14:33:20 +0000 adam /?p=168 Now >that< is courage.

http://www.cityofheroes.com/media/costume_contest.html

]]> http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/11/08/city-of-heroes-costume-contest/feed/ 0 Method of shared erotic experience http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/10/22/method-of-shared-erotic-experience/ http://www.aquick.org/blog/2004/10/22/method-of-shared-erotic-experience/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2004 21:02:50 +0000 adam /?p=88 I’m at a loss for words.

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6805663.WKU.&OS=PN/6805663&RS=PN/6805663

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